A gang of outlaw bikers pull a home invasion on a disgraced Anthropologist hiding a secret locked in his cabin basement.
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Wonderful character development!
This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.
I didn’t really have many expectations going into the movie (good or bad), but I actually really enjoyed it. I really liked the characters and the banter between them.
The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.
...from people who likely don't know any better, and even more likely don't care one way or the other, "Dear God No!" can't help but live up to its name in any discerning viewer's mind. Ostensibly an homage to 70s grindhouse features, this bit of pitiable excess fails to show any genuine respect for the genre or for filmmaking in general. Wooden non- actors swell the cast while reciting lines that might impress middle- schoolers with IQs in the room temperature range. The camera-work is---to be kind---in focus (well, usually), and the rest of the production values aren't much better. Costuming (and the lack thereof for most of the females) is probably the film's only strong point.Needless to say, the script is abysmal, direction is non-existent, and did I already mention that the actors can't express themselves out of a paper bag? The corpse of Ted Sturgeon is shaking its head in despair. This one's a time-waster only, kiddies; not even the rampant nudity can recommend it. You've been warned.
It was fun for a while, but now I'm getting rather tired of the fad for 'grindhouse' movies, which see directors deliberately striving to replicate the flagrant content and gritty style of 70s and 80s exploitation films. They may boast memorable titles and cool retro poster art, but they rarely prove to be any cop, their grungy affectations and knowing outrageousness being poor substitutes for real talent.The latest effort to proudly fly the 'grindhouse' flag is 'Dear God No!', a violent biker flick from writer/director James Bickert, who is so intent on achieving his desired aesthetic and meeting his quota of bad taste and debauchery (thereby ensuring marketability) that he seems to forget about trying to make a decent film.The most disagreeable aspects of the film are not the sex and violence—after all, those who willingly watch this type of film expect, nay DEMAND such excess—but rather the acting, script and direction. Performances range from the bad to the diabolical, the plot is all over the place, and Bickert's visuals display little in the way of originality (unless lingering on a stripper for so long that it actually becomes boring counts).My rating: a generous 4.5 out of 10 just for the OTT splatter and rampant sleaze—file somewhere between equally disappointing 'grindhouse' efforts 'Run! Bitch Run! and Nude Nuns With Big Guns.
Caught this fine biker mash up at Cinema Wasteland where it brought a party to a packed screening room. Before my eyes it turned a bunch of sour faces into happy go lucky drunks. It was complete and total insanity. Anarchy at it finest. A kick in the groin to big budget films this one unleashes unholy fun in the purest sense. It was a rowdy experience that gave the audience the most authentic time travel I've ever seen. The cast and crew were on hand to shake things up with sleazy skits and old fashioned hype. The biggest surprise was how nice and approachable these guys were. For being such dirt bags in the movie, they hung out all night talking film, making jokes and giving me free beer! The lead actor Jet even sang Meatloaf through a megaphone! Good voice too! They are total rock n roll, beer and film nerds and deserve all the praise they are getting. I can't remember having such a good time. It was the talk of the weekend and didn't disappoint.
DEAR GOD NO is a very fun film, Get a buzz on, Get some friends together and have a blast with this one!!! Shot on real film!!! Real Effects!!! and Real Breasts!!!!! This film has it all and its the closest you will get to ''REAL'' Grindhouse, This film has that trashy 70's biker sleazy feel! You can tell James Bickert put his all in this film and it shows, Not sure why there is so much negative hype about this film, I would love to see these people who put it down try to do better! One of the best films i have watched in a long time forget about all these wanna be Grindhouse type films that really try to hard to be something they are not, This film is the real deal, This is low budget fun that works on many levels,Don't expect Hollywood but expect one hell of a ride!!!DRUGS! GORE! GUN SHOTS! and BIGFOOT what more can you ask for!! Cheers to all who made this film!! Cant wait for the next!