Andre the Butcher

February. 01,2005      NR
Rating:
3.9
Trailer Synopsis Cast

Andre the Butcher will make sure you pay for your sins.

April Billingsley as  Jasmine Tyner
Maury Sterling as  Hoss
Ron Jeremy as  Andre the Butcher

Reviews

BootDigest
2005/02/01

Such a frustrating disappointment

... more
Cortechba
2005/02/02

Overrated

... more
Claysaba
2005/02/03

Excellent, Without a doubt!!

... more
Ella-May O'Brien
2005/02/04

Each character in this movie — down to the smallest one — is an individual rather than a type, prone to spontaneous changes of mood and sometimes amusing outbursts of pettiness or ill humor.

... more
gatorgirlswfl
2005/02/05

We all accept that certain things are funny. Maybe your one of those who suffocates a giggle when someone burps or farts out loud. I am. I await the "thank you" that it usually doesn't come. The point is some things are just plain FUNNY. This flick celebrates the exaggeration of EVERYTHING that is inherently funny.Going in with that premise is 'specially important with this film. Of course I would be forced to take issue with ANYONE who watches ANY Ron Jeremy film in expectation of artistic greatness.This movie absolutely excels at being exactly what it is & I wish someone would sent me a copy to share w/ my friends cuz my vid store doesn't have it any more :(

... more
ladymara9
2005/02/06

I saw this little bit of horror with its cast of virtually unknowns (although, one of them looked like a guy I see on a soap opera...but then again, I could be wrong)with the exception for Ron Jeremy. You know what I saw...A horror movie that definitely didn't take itself too seriously....and let you know it from the start (yeah, I loved the Uncle Jesse-type character "tellin' a story"). Good gore effects and it really didn't matter if you rooted for the character or not they were good. In my opinion, if you want to waste an hour and a half and don't mind laughing your a** off, rent it and, oh yeah, break out that popcorn.

... more
ericxton
2005/02/07

really now ...it gives new life to the bad guy "slasher" killer for once ...he (the bad guy) has personality ....whoa ...hold on now, a bad guy that kills and then pretends to be scoring a touch down thats ridiculous!!! ...come on thats great ...and ron as the bad guy that was great....the acting was pretty good for low budget, the story, OK sure it was an old one - kids get stuck out in the middle of no place and get killed ....but then you have its redeeming factors like ...hey I'm a priest let me bless my pee and use that for holy water !!!!! thats great !!!! you know the more I'm on here (imdb)the more I'm realizing that people over complicate movies .. i mean the point of movies is fun ...FUN PEOPLE FUN!!!!! not "hey i saw the stings holding that guy up" or "that monster looks cheesy" hhmm did any of you ever think maybe the people making the movie were having a good time with it so you should too ??? I'm betting that the people making this film, had a great time and you know what ...so did i ....(4), vocalist- GOD IN A MACHINE

... more
wrlang
2005/02/08

Andre the Butcher is about a satanic demon that took the place of a family man butcher who lost his family and takes up performing his profession on everyone that stops by. A ridicules film whose saving grace is that it is supposed to be demented, and that it is. Cheerleaders, convicts, and cops all get in on the act and fall prey to the butcher. Ron Jeremy plays the butcher in a way only he can. Of course with Jeremy, you would also expect to find gratuitous nudity. Luckily, it's the cheerleaders and not Jeremy. If you like mindless demented films with little redeeming qualities, this is for you. At some point during the film you will snicker and walk away shaking your head. Perhaps you can make it to the ending. And would someone please, please, kill that darn half a sheriff that keeps popping up on the screen. I bet he's even in the sequel.

... more