Too much of everything

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

The acting is good, and the firecracker script has some excellent ideas.

By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

I can't explain how hideously bad this film is. The acting. The filming. The overall technical effects. It claims that Paris Hilton was the 'executive producer' - please don't ever let her produce another film herself. It will only include herself in about 95% camera shots and her voice-over when she's not even needed in the scene. Do not watch this film. I thought her TV series was bad enough 'The Simple Life', this film is clearly just how she viewed her life if she had gone to a university? Go figure.. It doesn't make sense why she would want to make a film like this when she must've realised she would get slated for this? I feel sorry for Carmen Electra and Holly Valance who were blatantly lied to, being convinced this movie would sell well? Harsh review...yes. But it needed to be said!

I wish I could give this a negative 10. This was the worst waste of time ever. I want to sue the writers for an hour of my life that I will never get back. What's so bad about it? Where to begin-the ridiculous attempts at comedy, the absolutely evil mean bitches in this POS, the completely hateful protagonists...I don't think this is a spoiler by saying Paris Hilton is a HORRIBLE actress and an even worse narrator. The men in this movie are pathetic and contemptible. One longs for Freddy Krueger to come crashing through the sets and start cleaning house--like some avenging angel of justice, setting the scales straight in the direction of real life. The writers have the lion's share of blame for this atrocity. The Paris character should have been held up for the ridicule that she is held in by the rest of the world. Where are the drug jokes? Where are the porn flick jokes? Why didn't they write in a scene where drugs fell out of her purse and she claims they aren't hers? But we all know the writers are just the pawns of the producers and unable to accurately portray the Paris we all know and hate. Well, EFF YOU, Paris. You are a carbuncle on the anus of the world.

this movie is absolutely amazing, its level of sophistication is beyond belief. despite what most people say, this is actually a philosophical film that requires a high level understanding of plato's republic, combined with arthur schopenhauer's thesis on the human condition this is truly a master piece. a hidden gem. It is one of those rear classics that gets better every time. after i watched it the 8th time, its true meaning suddenly hit me like a 10 tonne coconut on my head. a must watch, and must watch repeadtly until it hits you. It is best watched with a bunch of relatives so you can discuss and reflect on your family relationships afterwards. wow. amazing. i'm going to watch it again right now.

Paris Hilton is Victoria, the snotty conceited president of an ultra-exclusive sorority (let's be honest she pretty much plays herself). Anyway Victoria has to diversify her pledge picks due to new rules in a FHM magazine contest. Luckily for her, such a group of people are looking for a new place to live after one of the most extremely unfunny, cringe-worthy, soul-crushing scenes of fecal 'humor' that I have every witnessed in my life. So the plan is to use the girls to win the FHM contest & then not let them join the sorority. But the girls have other ideas.It's absolutely no surprise in the least that Hilton sucks, but Kerri Kenney Silver of Reno 911 fame thoroughly disgraces herself (as does Lin Shaye) in this completely laugh-free so- called comedy. It not only deserves it's current position in IMDb's bottom 100 films, it is without a doubt the worst film that you can find on Netflix's Instant Watching catalog. Simply putrid in every single way.My Grade: FEye Candy: Camille Langfield, Angela Dodson, Samron Moore, Bethany Merola, Jamine Waltz & 6 extras get topless, (plus one pair of 'scarified' breasts used for 'comedic' effect)