Too much of everything

Slow pace in the most part of the movie.

Wow! What a bizarre film! Unfortunately the few funny moments there were were quite overshadowed by it's completely weird and random vibe throughout.

The first must-see film of the year.

Death Drums Along the River is directed by Lawrence Huntingdon who also co-writes the screenplay with Harry Alan Towers and Nicolas Roeg. It stars Richard Todd, Marianne Koch, Albert Lieven and Walter Rilla. A Techniscope/Technicolor production, music is by Sidney Torch and cinematography by Robert Huke.Out of "Big Ben Films", the story is suggested by Edgar Wallace's Sanders of the River. Filmed on location in South Africa, plot revolves around Todd as Inspector Harry Sanders, who takes up the case when a policeman is killed in pursuit of a man who pocketed a small pouch at the docks. His investigation leads him to a suspicious clinic and pretty soon he is mired in diamond smuggling and other murky goings on.Well it reads as a good old fashioned detective mystery, swathed in African locales and a chance for mucho sweaty perils that a dashing hero has to overcome. Sadly it's none of those things, for this is utterly dull and lifeless. Film just plays out as a number of talky scenes wrapped around the odd moment of detective work. There's never any flow to the narrative, atmosphere is absent and the acting away from the reliable (even if he is on auto-pilot) Todd is decidedly poor. I swear at one point the humans are out acted by a Crocodile! While the climax is tepid and certainly not worth having sat through 75 minutes of bad film making. It's not even recommended for visuals since the colour photography is flat and the Techniscope rarely livens locations.Even though it amazingly spawned a sequel of sorts the following year, Coast of Skeletons, this is a poor movie all told, and this even before the PC brigade have a chance to chew over the dated attitudes to race and sex… 3/10

"Sanders" is a remake, of sorts, of the 1935 film "Sanders of the River". However, the plot has been changed so much that it's difficult, at times, to see it's a remake. And, in some cases, entire characters have been written in or out of the remake.The film stars Richard Todd as the title character--a smarty-pants police inspector working in a British colony in West Africa in the waning days of the Empire. He's a determined man and is out to get to the heart of why one of his men was killed. Interestingly, the path takes him to not only a fake funeral but when he finds the guilty man, someone shoots him to keep some secret. But what? Why the two murders and how are they connected? "Sanders" is a rather handsome film. While it was filmed in South Africa (4000 miles away from West Africa), the color cinematography is very nice and I am happy they limited the use of stock footage (which usually is grainy and ill-fitting). As for the plot, it's not bad but the film doesn't use women well. One, Marianne Koch, plays a doctor and practically everyone ogles her and makes sexist remarks about their surprise about her being a 'pretty lady doctor'. The other, Vivi Bach, is a far from stellar actress whose only qualifications, it seems, are her looks. One reviewer went so far as to say she was the worst actress in history. While I wouldn't go that far, I would say she's well in the running--with an inability to deliver lines or show proper emotion (watch her when she bites her hand to show fear or stares off into space as if trying to remember her lines!). With Koch's role re-written a bit (without the sexist stuff) and ANYONE else to play Bach's part (even a talented chimp might do) would improve the film. Overall, not a bad movie--a minor time-passer but not much more.

Anyone witnessing the performance of Vivi Bach as Marlene the nurse will not be struck dumb with amazement at her beauty,or her flawless hair but at the sheer ineptitude of her attempts aas an actress in this film.there are also some other rather sonambulistic performances and a great deal of dead wood.the sound is rather poor and the colour is extremely variable.Richard Todd is his dependable self.So all in all this is a fairly entertaining film given the standout performance of Viv Bach and if you are a connoisseur of bad performances then you are in for a treatIt is also padded out by a lot of scenes of big game and wild animals.

Death Drums Along the River is roughly a remake of 1938's Sanders Of the River. It is available in the UK on video as part of the Korda Collection, of which I have a copy.A British policeman based in Africa, Mr Sanders, is sent to investigate a murder at a local hospital but discovers a diamond smuggling operation there as well. After several more murders, the main suspect gets eaten by a crocodile in the end. Through all this, he falls in love with a woman doctor he is working with, who is kidnapped by the suspect.Sanders is played well by British actor Richard Todd (The Story of Robin Hood, The Dam Busters). This movie has some nice African scenery and a good music score to keep it moving.An enjoyable movie.Rating: 3 and a half stars out of 5.