Don't Believe the Hype

Very good movie overall, highly recommended. Most of the negative reviews don't have any merit and are all pollitically based. Give this movie a chance at least, and it might give you a different perspective.

The acting in this movie is really good.

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

Despite their obvious sexploitation potential, the "nunsploitation" films actually started out as more or less serious and even somewhat historically accurate dramas criticizing the Church. The original film that started it all, "The Nun of Monza" (which I've yet to see) is in this vein, as is the early 70's loose trilogy of Italian nun films--"Story of a Cloistered Nun", "The Nuns of St. Archangel", and "The Sinful Nuns of St. Valentines"--and also perhaps the best of all of these films, "Flavia, the Heretic". The mid-70's though saw the influence of "The Exorcist" and these films began to delve into not-so-historically-accurate satanic themes and completely over-the-top hallucinatory delerium typified by Jess Franco's "Love Letters from a Portugese Nun", the two Mexican nun films--"Satanic Pandemonium" and "Alucarda", not to mention the rather incoherent films of hack Bruno Mattei, "The Other Hell" and "The True Story of the Nun of Monza". Then there were the flat-out, almost completely plot-less lesbian sex romps like Walerian Browzyx's "Behind Convent Walls" as well as just plain weird stuff like the giallo/"nunsploitation" hybrid "Killer Nun". Sleazemaster Joe d'Amato had earlier directed "Images in a Convent", which manages to combine the latter two strains (hallucinatory satanism AND a plot less sex romp) so it's interesting here he decided to go all the way back to the beginning and make a fairly historical drama based on a novel by Denis Diderot no less.The story involves a young girl (Eva Grimaldi) who is confined to a convent after her lustful father tries to rape her. She becomes a favorite of the Mother Superior and a potential lover of the young father-confessor, but falls prey to the machinations of another ambitious nun (Karin Weil) who is plotting to take over the convent. The supporting cast meanwhile includes Gabriel Tinti (Mr. Laura Gemser)as the monsignor and Jessica Moore (from D'Amato's "11 Days and 11 Nights"). There's nudity aplenty courtesy of Weil, Moore, and (especially) Grimaldi, but D'Amato seems, uncharacteristically, much more interested in serious drama than softcore porn.The problem is, with the exception of the underrated Tinti, D'Amato is saddled here with softcore porn star cast who don't pull off serious drama very well. Grimaldi is especially unconvincing as an innocent virgin (a role earlier assayed by much stronger actresses like Eleanora Giorgi, Ornella Muti, and Jenny Tamburi). The role perhaps should have been played by Jessica Moore, but she was not really a great actress either (and besides, even at eighteen here, she had a body like Jessica RABBIT and wouldn't have very convincing PLAYING an eighteen-year-old). That's not to say this movie is in any way bad, but it is odd that D'Amato would go so much in the way of serious drama with THIS cast, who were really built for a flat-out sex romp.

Convent of Sinners (1986) ** 1/2 (out of 4) Nunsploitation flick from director Joe D'Amato is actually very tame for the genre and instead of nothing but sex, the film goes for drama and protest against the Catholic Church. After being raped by her father, a young girl (Eva Grimaldi) is sent to a convent where she becomes very close with the head nun. Soon the other nuns get jealous and decide to tell the higher ups that the girl is possessed by the Devil. Running just under 90-minutes, the film does drag in spots but D'Amato's message against the Church is loud and very clear. Most of these nunsploitation films are nothing but lesbian sex but that too is rather small in this film as it's clear the director is going for something deeper. The camera-work (also by D'Amato) is very good and the leads do a nice job as well.

Whenever you finish watching a film, any film, it is extremely important to sit back and contemplate for a moment about what you've learned from this particular viewing experience. "Convent of Sinners" taught me quite a few things, actually. For example, nuns don't wear any underwear but some kind of easily removable diapers. Nuns apparently also never wash their hair, as they don't take off their caps when bathing. Nuns laugh, tease and make fun of each other naked in the washing rooms, exactly like college frat girls do. During the period of the Inquisition, convents kept around a mute caretaker who always walks around shirtless and the nuns insisted on washing him themselves. And the most important valuable life lesson taught here is: do not EVER get in trouble with an insane lesbian second-in-command nun, because she'll accuse you of satanic possession and ruin your life! Despite my slightly cynical tone, I must admit I enjoyed "Convent of Sinners" quite a lot and I was honestly surprised about how stylish and un-exploitative it actually was. Especially considering the man in charge was Joe D'Amato, who has a gazillion of adult movies on his repertoire as well as a handful of crazed horror/porn hybrids like "Erotic Nights of the Living Dead" and "Caligula: The Untold Story", but this rare & obscure 'nunsploitation' movie is fairly atmospheric and effectively attacking the Catholic Church's hypocrite & corrupt position back in the Inquisition era. The plot follows on the saddening life-story of a young and beautiful girl named Suzanna. The film opens with the brutal & explicit scene depicting Suzanna getting raped by her stepfather. Unfair as life is, she's the one punished for the committed sins, and she's sent to a convent and forced to serve God as a nun. Suzanna's natural beauty and friendly charisma rapidly cause the Mother Superior, as well as the resident young priest, to fall in love with her. But Mother Superior is terminally ill and the convent's second-in-command nun, sister Theresa, is a jealous battle-ax who'll do everything to destroy Suzanna's life; even accuse her of worshiping the devil. "Convent of Sinners" is supposedly inspired by a classic novel and, it has to be said, the script is astonishingly coherent and well written. Particularly the last half hour is intense, with a witchcraft trial and a truly unforgettable exorcism-sequence in which our poor girl gets a holy water enema. Eva Grimaldi is very impressive (and stunningly beautiful) as Suzanna and the rest of the rest of the convent sisters do very adequate jobs as well. The climax sequence is phenomenal and very saddening at the same time. This is easily one of Joe D'Amato's finest accomplishments. It's thought-provoking, involving and even a slight bit historically accurate.

Even though I don't consider myself a very big fan of the bizarre nunsploitation genre, I do often find myself watching them. I still haven't seen a true masterpiece of the genre; but while this one isn't that Holy Grail either, it's slightly more professionally done than the majority of its ilk, and may even appeal to those who don't watch films just see naked women and random sleaze. Joe D'Amato's name is synonymous with sleaze and nudity, and so it's rather odd that this film appears to focus more on characters and the implications of the plot rather than God-fearing women stripping off for one another. Joe D'Amato, the director of my favourite nunsploitation film so far; the completely over the top 'Images in a Convent' doesn't give this film the same handling, but once again sleaze makes up the backbone. After being raped by her own father, a young woman named Suzanne is sent off to a convent for 'her sins'. Naturally, she isn't very pleased about this chain of events; and it's not long before she wants to forsake her vows and leave the convent; only her fellow nuns are none too pleased and argue that she has become possessed by the devil.The film does feature several nude scenes, although there isn't anything too 'bad' in this film. One scene which sees the central character have holy water forced through a certain orifice is liable to offend and please fans of this sort of film, however. It's clear that the film was made on a low budget, although the talented D'Amato masks this brilliantly with some crisp and clear cinematography and a lack of sequences that may show his budget restraints. The central story is actually well used, although personally I found it a little too dry as I really don't have much of an interest in the way that convents are run and the methods they use to keep their personnel in check. D'Amato seems to have wanted to make the film a bit more deep than the usual nunsploitation, and this is shown by the way that the central character is made out to be a martyr, almost in the style of the likes of Joan of Arc as she wrongly becomes the victim of sins she hasn't committed. Overall, I won't say that I'm a big fan of this film; but of the few nunsploitation films I have watched, this certainly isn't the worst.