This movie is the proof that the world is becoming a sick and dumb place

the audience applauded

Don't Believe the Hype

The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.

Look at that Boris Vallejo poster! Between that and Persis Khambatta (Megaforce), this seemed like one of those movies I had to see. Even better, it's alternate title, Phoenix the Warrior, is awesome!Starring Kathleen Kinmont as Phoenix (she's also Kelly Meeker in Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers) and Khambatta as the evil Cobalt, this film is all about a pregnant woman who gives birth to one of the few men on earth. There's also a Reverend Mother who is in control of all the sperm and has a religious hold over all of the women.Oh yeah - there are also the Rezules, who worship television. How awesome would it be that if instead of zombies, they were dressed up like characters from famous TV shows? Archie Bunker ruling the Badlands of the end times? This movie could have made that happen.When I was a kid, I wrote a comic book called Cola War (get it, Cold War?) where there was no water so everyone only consumed soda and religiously followed the soda that they drank. It was a great idea until someone explained to me that to create soda, you needed water. None of that logical thinking was applied to this movie.That's one of the downsides to watching so many movies. You get yourself excited and then, the chase is, as Lemmy taught us all, often so much better than the catch.For a film packed with naked women and lesbian religious gangs, you kind of wish that it was a lot more entertaining. Well, you can't get everything, I guess.

Putrid hellspawn of Conan the Barbarian and Mad Max has Kathleen Kinmont as a female warrior(..indeed quite a stretch, although she's smokin' in animal skins)on a mission to keep a boy child away from an evil witch who wishes to use his youth to gain power over the remaining civilization(..the entire male race was wiped out, save one, by a bacterial virus that ravaged the land, leaving only a small number of females to fend for themselves). The Reverend Mother(Sheila Howard in hideous make-up with feeding tubes and wires in her head, hooked to a machine which is keeping her alive)orders, from a room decorated with plastic sheets, her second-in-command Cobalt(Persis Khambatta, over-the-top in an unflattering performance)to find the boy. Phoenix(Kinmont)joins forces with Keela(Peggy McIntaggart), impregnated with a seed that soon is carried to term, with them attempting to remain out of the clutches of Mother and Cobalt which is not easy since the fiends have an armament of ugly foot-soldiers on the prowl. Cobalt's village(..with buildings built from scrap metal) provides necessary supplies for survival out in the desert wastelands which occupy the area all around them. Soon Phoenix and Keela discover an actual man(James Emery)when they intrude upon his shack not knowing it was his. The trio, along with Keela's boy child, will form a unit that will attempt to overthrow Reverend Mother, Cobalt, and their female thugs, hoping to end their terrible reign so peace can exist. That will not be easy.The film's key novelty, in my opinion, is that the cast is comprised mostly of women. They are dressed in as little as possible, adopt attitudes, and fire automatic weapons at each other, with essentially two factions emerging..those who are under Reverend Mother's command and the "trappers", those who oppose her regime and wish to be free from her tyranny. There's even a scene featuring gladiatorial combat between Phoenix and Cobalt's hand-picked warriors. There's a very bizarre tribe of severely deformed humans with ghastly faces whose voices offer a strange frequency when they talk..they worship the television gods(!)and offer up captured Phoenix and Keela for a sacrifice..it's good that Phoenix made a friend in her temporary prison with a warrior she was forced to engage in combat, Neon(Laurie de Nuccio). The filmmakers try hard convincing us that Kinmont could make a legitimate female warrior, but Brigitte Nielsen she's not. Her battles with other adversaries are laughable, and Kinmont's eventual confrontation with Khambatta couldn't be more lame. She sure is nice to gaze upon even if the movie itself can be difficult to stomach. McIntaggart isn't gonna win any acting awards herself, but she is also quite a tasty dish.I'm honest when I say that renting She-Wolves of the Wasteland had more to do with the idea that women would be occupying the screen time in a sub-genre known more for starring men with bulging biceps beating the hell out of each other with giant(..often quite sharp)weapons. The rough female brutes that often cause our heroines problems are a direct opposite of Phoenix and Keela, they have a tendency to be uglier with crazy hair styles. If you are wondering about the nudity, never fear, Phoenix and Keela meet a female group, in face paint, hiding out on the other side of a waterfall(..why aren't more of these women here?!?!)who bathe naked and dance, soon falling prey to Cobalt for lending their enemies refuge..I wish it would've been Kinmont, but why argue.Phoenix's introduction should provide amusement..while two thugs attempt to harm Keela, Phoenix tosses an apple she was eating in the air, catching their attention temporarily, blasting them, catching the fruit afterward! Don't expect anything of quality whether it be action sequences or hand to hand combats because everything is clumsily staged. Cobalt and her cronies drive dune buggies as transport! Bizarre sequence where Phoenix, Keela, the child, and the man cross into the graveyard of the "TV people"(..dressed in robes)where television sets accompany skeletal remains lying in unfolded recliners!

First of all, this is not the most well known movie, haha. It is also not that great of a movie if you are looking at it too critically. Then again, this movie is not meant to be perceived in that way, at all. My friend and I like to enjoy these obscure little movies sometimes and he told me this one was definitely worth seeing. If you can handle it for what it is, it is indeed a must-see.The movie itself is very campy, as anyone can tell from the film cover. There are mixed performances ranging from very good to very bad, very fun to very boring. The storyline, which I don't recall much of, is a contender for Best Screenplay indeed, and the movie altogether is just one big mess, but a very enjoyable one at that. No doubt this was made for those types of movie-goers who look for campy, nothing movies. However, I myself tend to be that type of movie-goer at times and this was just what I ordered when I was in the mood for it. Like I said in my summary, it's a poor movie when it all boils down to it, but it really doesn't matter because it is so fun to watch.

You are the last man on Earth and lots of scantily clads babes rule the wasteland. Wow, this is my type of story line and if its your to then this will be a winner.This movie was a mainstay of USA Networks former weekend show UP ALL NIGHT. Simply put this is great late night cheese well worth checking out. I have seen the video box (Boris cover art I believe) at several video stores, so no excuses.P.S. Watch for the well endowed axe wielding babe in the prison fight. Super!