Very well executed

The Worst Film Ever

Simply Perfect

Redundant and unnecessary.

Part of me was intrigued before watching 'The Last Heist'. It sounded interesting with a great concept. Was also rather apprehensive, considering its critical panning. Saw 'The Last Heist' anyway out of curiosity, having seen my fair share of low-budget films recently, liking a good deal of heist films and liking the idea. 'The Last Heist' started off pretty well, giving off the sense that maybe the film won't be bad and be better than it seemed. The best thing about it is Henry Rollins, whose performance is effectively skin crawling as the only halfway interesting character in the whole thing and that it wasn't in a much better film is something of a sad waste.On a visual level, 'The Last Heist' looked shoddy and like it ran out of money and time very early on. Drab and simplistic, with haphazard editing, far from slick photography and very artificial-looking visuals on the whole. The sets are confined and simple, but the simplicity is taken to extremes and it looks limited.The sound/soundtrack are intrusive and obvious with no variation and the direction has no sense of atmosphere or pacing, nothing to be thrilled by and nothing much engaging.Script is awkward-sounding and ponderous, with lines that do make one cringe, even Rollins' is not much to write home about, just your standard clichéd villain lines. A lot of it is gibberish and juvenile, with a stilted improvisatory feel that shouldn't have made it past draft stages. On top of that, the story goes through the motions with no tension, suspense or thrills, a lot of intelligence-insulting ridiculousness, implausibility and pacing so dull that it makes a reasonably short length much longer. For an idea as good as here, nothing new is done here.Characters are basically every stereotype in the book it seems and are one-dimensional caricatures with no likeability or development and with the inability to behave logically. The acting is very poor all round other than Rollins.In summary, very lame apart from Rollins and the ok start. 3/10 Bethany Cox

It's like a Die Hard knock off, but Bruce Willis is a serial killer. These reviewers discount the effort a good Die Hard rip-off takes. Henry Rollins is John McLane (sic, maybe) with air vents included. Alas, we don't see him crawling through with witty one- liners but you get the idea. If you've seen the New World/Corman produced heist flicks from the 1990's you know what you've got here. One star reviewers need to get off their cinematic high horses and stop taking cinema so seriously. This was a great waste of time. Better than an episode of Criminal Minds!

This is an Ultra-Low-Budget Horror-Heist Hybrid from the Director of "Big Ass Spider" (2013), a Big-Bug-Comedy Hybrid. It's not as Good but manages to be Watchable if Wantable for more of, well, something.The Heist Angle is Lethargic, Slowly Paced, and Amateurish. The Horror-Serial Killer on the Loose Twist is Better but is slightly Underused. The Gore-Fest that is Unleashed behind the Cops and Robbers Plot gives it the Feel of the Different.It goes for the Juggler at times and Henry Rollins as "Windows" shows No Restraint in His Restrained "Polite" Insanely Religious Character and it makes for some Disturbing Quirks in a Movie that needs more of that in the Heist Scenes.Out in Front the Band of Robbers are a Dull Bunch as are the "Cops" who Show Up to Foil what is a Boring Story of Military Brothers, Drug Money, and assorted "Vigilante" Types. These Back Lot Movie Makers almost make it all Work, but not Quite.Worth a Watch for B-Movie Lovers, the DTV Curious, and Gore-Hounds. Others are Taking a Chance and will Require a High Tolerance that these Types Demand.

It's funny reading the 1 star reviews. Like "they didn't spend a dime to make this movie". Funny. Really do you know how much even independent films cost to make? The acting was terrible as some say. Maybe they need to watch TITANIC again. The acting was par. IT HAD ITS MOMENTS. It was good pace. Good quality and sound. They might of tried to hard with the Web effect. It definitely made the movie more interesting on what's going to happen next. Definitely worth a watch. This is just to add 10 lines even though I already have ten lines in. Good effort. Locations were simple. Primarily a old bank, a few rooms in the bank, and the exterior.