I like movies that are aware of what they are selling... without [any] greater aspirations than to make people laugh and that's it.

This is a coming of age storyline that you've seen in one form or another for decades. It takes a truly unique voice to make yet another one worth watching.

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

It is a whirlwind of delight --- attractive actors, stunning couture, spectacular sets and outrageous parties.

ll Cheerleaders DIe(2013) Starring:Caitlin Stasey, Chris Petrovski, Sianoa Smit-McPhee, Jordan Wilson, Brooke Butler, Leigh Parker, Amanda Grace Cooper, Reanin Johannink, Tom Williamson, and Natalie Castillo Directed By: Lucky McKee, Chris Sivertson Review Hello Kiddies your Pal The Crypt-Critic here with some hot stupidity. All Cheerleaders Die,lol because they didn't go out with me. When tragedy rocks Blackfoot High, rebellious outsider Mäddy Killian shocks the student body by joining the cheer-leading squad. This decision drives a rift between Mäddy and her ex-girlfriend Leena Miller — a loner who claims to practice the dark arts. After a confrontation with the football team, Mäddy and her new cheerleader friends are sent on a supernatural roller coaster ride which leaves a path of destruction none of them may be able to escape. I can't believe this was made its awful and so uninspired and just boring for a slasher with hot chicks.

This is a poor remake with poor production values. It almost looks amateurish.Some High School cheerleaders get attacked one night by the High School Jocks and end up driving into the river.Lucky for them a girl at the High School and also a friendly, neighbourhood witch revives them and they have unusual powers such as a lust for blood. Not sure how these girls have got a vampire type blood-lust.The girls ineptly plan revenge on the boys who attacked them but the alpha male, who is the most sadistic and vile figures out that these cheerleaders have special powers and he is hell bent on acquiring them.The film has a great deal of uneven tone. A typical High School comedy about the beautiful people, bitchiness to bullying and the worse kind of cruel, male bullying. It varies wildly unsure whether it wants to be a black horror comedy, campy silliness to supernatural, or just plain cruel.

The poster looks pretty good. The trailer looks OK.Then I realized any small part of this movie worth watching had been crammed into a 90 second trailer.The sound is cheap. I had to turn my volume up to around 90 to hear anything with any real clarity.The effects are even cheaper - if you're going to kill people on the cheap you may as well throw some real dead bodies around the screen as I'm fairly certain their acting would at a minimum be on a par with what I was watching on screen.45 minutes in I had to remind myself if I didn't claw my way to the end of this film I'd have wasted 45 minutes. In the end, as expected it turned out I'd wasted 90.Even the hot women couldn't save this movie. All Cheerleaders Die? After watching this I thought I might. Abysmal.

Some girl who doesn't like cheerleaders is filming some documentary about them, following the main cheerleader around. That one is one bitchy chick, who dies a hilarious death while showing off on video during practice. So what does Maddy, the cheerleader-hating girl do? Audition for dead girl's place.Also following them around is a wiccan chick. And of course you've got to have the football players, one uglier and more obnoxious than the other. Maddy gets the now-main cheerleader, Tracy, to think that her guy, one of the football players, is cheating on her. She insults him via text. He doesn't understand but gets angry. During some evening soiree out in the woods, the girls are hanging out in one area, the guys in another. Maddy seduces Tracy who when she sees her guy attacks him verbally. He punches her brutally. When the girls leave in their car they fall down a cliff and die. The wicking girl resurrects them with her magic crystals which embed themselves into each of the girls. And indeed, they come back to life. In the case of two sisters though they awaken in the other's body.Quickly they realize that they need human blood to survive and that they are somehow connected. When one of them lusts or hungers, the others feel it too. Of course they will have to take revenge on the guys who are stunned to see them walk around school when they saw them die the night before. But it won't be easy as the woman-brutalizer who apparently owns the football team even though he isn't the quarterback, figures out what is going on and uses that knowledge to his advantage.Lucky McKee continues his quest to show Hollywood that he's the most feminist filmmaker of feminist filmmakers. Aside from the standard obnoxious demonization of men, or in this case, boys, All Cheerleaders Die is a well-done and somewhat original supernatural horror movie. Of course a movie like this depends entirely on the girls, and Caitlin Stasey and Brooke Butler make it work. The lovely Amanda Grace Cooper is a revelation. What doesn't work though is some of the male cast and characters starting with the atrocious villain. I also would have preferred a different actress to play the witch. You know, witches can be hot, too. They don't all have to look weird and creepy. A more serious problem though is that you have a campy movie about cheerleaders but with almost no nudity. At least there's some kissing among the girls. Also annoying is the push to try and sell us a soundtrack CD by constantly adding some completely out of place music that rarely fits the scene. Still, I enjoyed this movie and look forward to sequels.