The Real Blonde

February. 27,1998      R
Rating:
6
Trailer Synopsis Cast

An aspiring actor and his girlfriend handle life's frustrations, while his friend seeks fulfillment with a blonde.

Matthew Modine as  Joe
Catherine Keener as  Mary
Daryl Hannah as  Kelly
Maxwell Caulfield as  Bob
Elizabeth Berkley as  Tina
Marlo Thomas as  Blair
Buck Henry as  Dr. Leuter
Christopher Lloyd as  Ernst
Kathleen Turner as  Dee Dee Taylor

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Reviews

Platicsco
1998/02/27

Good story, Not enough for a whole film

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Moustroll
1998/02/28

Good movie but grossly overrated

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Tayloriona
1998/03/01

Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.

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Usamah Harvey
1998/03/02

The film's masterful storytelling did its job. The message was clear. No need to overdo.

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RavenGlamDVDCollector
1998/03/03

I'm sorry, for I just read the review of the guy who rented those two Elizabeth Berkley videos and gave this one a glowing report. But no, guy, there's what you didn't consider. There is a whole lot of talent and beauty that went onto this movie, but what came out the other end? A big bore. Yawn. Zzzzzzz and zzzzzzz some more. Really, what a disappointment. I took one look at the trailer and thought I'd be on to a winner. No. What a loser. It doesn't hold my interest. I feel less than feathers for the male characters. Of the male cast, the best performance is by the little old dog at the end, I sure felt something for him. Catherine Keener. Uhm, yes, she shows spark. I suppose she plays a role model. Sad that our freaking world has produced a society where 'girls' (in the true sense of the word) now are outdated, passé, in favor of 'efficient women' who strive to take care of themselves (and damn well can, but that is not the point, the point is that it is tragic that the 21st Century's ideals will have to be thrown out, for 'girly girls' cannot survive in The Big Nasty.Daryl Hannah. Ooh, SPLASH. You could even stick with her till DANCING AT THE BLUE IGUANA. But as far as the erotic heroine goes, here she is a sad disappointment. Sorry.Bridgette Wilson. Ethereally beautiful. Elizabeth SHOWGIRLS Berkley. Striking performance. Especially that seen- from-the-sidewalk scene.The male characters/actors: one big boring bore! What weakling bores!

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ihateeverymovieisee
1998/03/04

Independent films like these make me want to rip out my eyes because movies like this are bad for your eyes, ears, brain, and entire life for that matter. The Real Blonde is some artsy-fartsy deal that tries to get people to think with a hippy-minded worldview. Handpicked out of a hat, the cast members do not fit with each other, everything seems out of place and nothing makes much sense. I can't think of anyone to recommend this to besides left-wing liberals that want to be entertained without the interference of big name corporations telling the filmmakers what to do.

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Tasos Tz.
1998/03/05

I believe that Imdb's policy should change as far as the front page comment is concerned. They should include reviews by the Imdb stuff or other official sources and not by anonymous users. Take this idiot for example who's comments on the main page we see. "The Real Blonde is a dull disappointment". It ruins it for people who haven't seen this deeply perfect movie.Everything works right in "The Real Blonde". The story, the script, the humor, the acting, the direction. Tom DiCillo delivers another independent (in nature) masterpiece, that is so smart and at the same time, so simple and direct.The frustrations of young people in a big city, are given in such a lyrical yet subtle way, that only an extremely gifted artist could realize. The cast is magnificent, especially Catherine Keener.Watch this movie, the ending is absolutely elevating.10/10

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bob the moo
1998/03/06

Joe is an out of work actor who is also struggling with his relationship with Mary who has lots of rage inside. Joe's actor friend Bob has just got a job on a soap opera but is caught up in his desire for a `real' blonde despite having fallen for the available model Sahara. The films follows their lives in the world of minor celebrity.Despite having done good with the subject of film making in `Living in Oblivion', the director doesn't do as well when it comes to the world of the minor celebrity. The plot is a little jumbled – it wants to make fun of the world but also seriously follow the people it makes fun of in their relationships. Also it makes fun of Bob's acting but yet has plenty of respect for Joe simply because he keeps quoting `Death of a Salesman'. The satirical edge is nice and produces some funny moments but the relationship stuff is muddled.There are plenty of famous cameos and most are good. Lloyd, Turner, Leary, Buscemi, Chappelle, Von Bargen etc all show their faces. In the leads Modine is OK but because the director doesn't know if he's part of the joke or a serious character then we don't know how to approach him either. Keener tries hard and is OK but Caulfield is the best of the bunch simply because we know he's meant to be a bit of a comedy figure.The film manages to loose it's laughs in a sea of serious asides. The worst being the theme of the old black woman and her dog getting stolen. We keep going back to her and she has the last theme in the film – why? If there was a message I must be too dumb to get it and it certainly didn't really fit in with the rest of the movie.Overall this has enough good moments to justify watching but it clearly lacks focus and loses it's way really easily.

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