A group of nerdy college guys who can't seem to connect with girls their own age discover the excitement of hooking up with sexy older women.
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Load of rubbish!!
It's an amazing and heartbreaking story.
It’s fine. It's literally the definition of a fine movie. You’ve seen it before, you know every beat and outcome before the characters even do. Only question is how much escapism you’re looking for.
One of the worst ways to make a cult movie is to set out to make a cult movie.
This movie is absolutely awful! The producers/directors for this movie must have a lot of money to waste, but probably not. Some of the scenes looked like they were shot on a stage, like this was a play. The acting is 3rd rate (sorry, 2nd rate would be a stretch). How many of them have only x-rated films on their resume? The actor who plays Anthony? OMG! Stick to producing! He was terrible. DO NOT WASTE ANY MONEY ON THIS ONE! I saw it free on Netflix. Good luck to this cast in using this to find more work ;) A plot? I guess that would be the only thing that puts this a step above the normal low budget x-rated movies. The writers must have worked for free. The lines? What were they thinking? Was this made by a bunch of freshmen college students? The women used as the MILF's must have come from time off at the red light district. There was no acting here!
It is not every day that one or both of the twins you knew in high school end up as actors. Ciara and Jasmin Jandreau, they were big theater buffs throughout junior high and high school, and now are actresses. You can find them both on IMDb.com. It would appear that Jasmin has appeared in two actual films/movies, they're not big movies, but they're there nonetheless. I have decided, that due to this remarkable discovery of the twins, to watch and review Jasmin's first film: MILF. It would appear she plays a small role in the film, perhaps one of those 'blink and you miss' moments.-review starts now-Starting out with the opening. The trailer looked to resemble American Pie, and I question whether this will go along the same route of that movie. I pray that it is not a "cheesy porn" type movie, either, but hype does not seem to live up to that promise. The opening starts out with one of the main characters simply staring at the asses of various women. There is also slightly catchy music that can distract from the scene, or maybe the full screen shots of clothed female butts is distracting to the music. The movie then commences to start out with the main guy being so distracted he literally trips and falls onto a woman sitting down on a bench. She then shouts out "What the hell is wrong with you?" Pushes him off, and he stares into the sky.So this is one of those frame by frame moments, where the screen just rolls over random people before stopping onto the main characters. It is here, watch fast! Jasmin appears! At first I thought she was the girl walking down the steps, but she's the girl in a black dress laughing with some dude. At most, this would appear to be her involvement thus far. I will watch this movie and see if she appears again. As her name appears on the movie in IMDb, one would think she has a bigger involvement than just a random screen fly by.I am taking this opportunity to skip several scenes. Jasmin does not appear again. And after skipping random scenes we stop at one scene that looks interesting and we realize quickly that it's another scene to skip. The dude's best friend walks in while his mom and the main guy hide under the bed. The guy evidently recorded having sex and the best friend found it...and reacts...peculiarly.Skipping several times, we stop at an argument and the guy finally finds out that the guy and his mom were together (HOW HE DIDN'T SEE THAT EARLIER I DON'T KNOW), but a big fight occurs and he nearly tears the guy's head off. This whole fight, with the onlookers is the first actually interesting thing to see. Cue more randomness, however, when the best friend admits to also sleeping with the other guy's mother. Movie ends with the main guy hooking up, finally, with the girl his own age.The credits roll, and we see Jasmin's name at the bottom of the cast list under the "Party Girls" section. That's her mention.My grade on this movie:Humor: D- Cast: D+ Plot: F Action: D Watchable: FSeveral factors go into this, would this movie make it on its own? No I don't think so. It's incredibly disturbing and makes me want to puke. I found it so bad that I skipped through 70 out of 88 minutes of this movie. My advice to Jasmin, stay away from the cheesy porno type movies that have absolutely no real plot line. Actors who end up involved in pornos fall into a trap they can never get out of, so few have ever made it out, friend. You are lucky to be just a background character, your name has not been tainted too badly, as such. Please, I beg of you, stay away from these types of movies if you're aiming for the big time!In high school, I respected you and your sister for the plays you were involved in and everything you did. I congratulate the both of you on your hard work and endeavors. Your sister seems to be doing well, as do you. It would appear that both of you have started out on different paths, for her it is more motivational type stuff that isn't disturbing, disgusting, or makes me want to revisit my lunch.You're a great actor, do well and succeed!
Not really into the whole teen sex comedy thing, but I wanted to pick this up because it had several late night softcore actresses I'm a fan of in it. The eye candy delivered, but in some cases was all too brief.I mostly got it because Kylee Nash is in it and I'm a big fan, and I really wanted more of her after seeing her in The Hills Have Thighs. Her scene is decently long for a bit part, very hot for non-softcore, and surprisingly funny.Christine Nguyen was one of the other main reasons I picked it up, and her scene was over a little more quickly unfortunately.Diana Terranova was also in it and I was very happy to see her in some nice naked action after the tease in The Hills Have Thighs.As for the rest of the movie, it was funny enough that I laughed at most of it. I thought the acting of everyone, both the main characters and the gorgeous ladies playing the MILFs, was surprisingly good for what a low budget it must have been considering it came from The Asylum. The jokes were basically what you'd expect, but they were delivered well and made it worth watching the entire thing instead of just skipping to the sexy bits.
I am surprised to say I actually really enjoyed this. I watched Sex Pot, the other Asylum college type comedy, and was kind of disappointed by it. The production values felt amateurish. This was completely different though. It looked professional, and the writing and acting were very good too.I thought Phillip Marlatt had pretty hilarious delivery for a lot of his lines, and managed to show a decent range. Amy Lindsay also showed some good range and looked adorable in the incognito fedora and trenchcoat outfit when she snuck into the dorm.For the smaller parts, there were a few stand outs. The guy in the dorm room next door, who I don't recall the name of and can't seem to find here on IMDb, was funny and had a few really great lines. Mike Gaglio as the yogi master husband was hilarious. Kylee Nash as the cheating wife of the black physics professor was gorgeous. Diana Terranova was hot too and funny as the crazy sex addict kinky MILF.I think the funniest part in the entire movie was the dream sequence with the birthday party and everything. There were a lot of funny parts though, I actually laughed out loud through most of the movie. I found it to be way funnier than most of the recent American Pie movies that are kind of the same genre. Hopefully Asylum will make more in this genre because they seem to have really improved since Sex Pot and I don't think they make enough comedies compared to all their monster movies and knock offs.