How sad is this?

Admirable film.

The film creates a perfect balance between action and depth of basic needs, in the midst of an infertile atmosphere.

The storyline feels a little thin and moth-eaten in parts but this sequel is plenty of fun.

An MTV inspired thrill ride, a ride fitted with stock chrome and kitted out with campy vibes and an inane concept. The uncreative twist only bolsters the negativity abound. Saving graces are present however, Ice Cube turns in an aggressive performance but remains throughout the entire film as the only believable character. Martin Henderson is irritating, at one point slamming down the same phone he probably used to phone in his performance. In conclusion, stuffing a film with soapy,scantily clad females bent over washing cars and loud pipes will always entertain, but it will never be capable of anything in the realm of brainpower.

Here is this movie. This movie, as opposed to all other movies in history is about machines that are not as good as cars, motorcycles. Some people, for whatever misguided reason, believe that motorcycles are fun and sexy. I'm very certain this movie is about a secret agent who has to launch a missile at the moon. WE GOTTA BLOW UP THE MOON! That's what all the characters shout through-out the entire movie, we gotta blow up that f*cking piece of sh*t moon! Human mortality cannot be overcome but motorcycles can be customized so the American flag is painted on the gas tank,America bitches! If you want to masturbate do it in private cause if you do it it public they will arrest you.

Seriously, this movie is so incredibly bad it's hilarious. When a guy without a helmet crashes a motorcycle at 80 to 100 mph hits the ground, rolls a few times and jumps up and starts fighting someone ... that's friggin' funny! It seems any time anyone crashes a motorcycle there is always someone to fight the minute you stop rolling. The biggest laughs are when they're riding super-bikes 100+ mph zig-zagging through traffic as if that weren't enough they're also having a gunfight and the guy in front is looking backward most of the time! Why not an meteorite fight?As far as I can tell this is supposed to be The Matrix meets On Any Sunday meets any gangster movie meets any teen romance movie but misses the mark by so far you can't begin to believe it. BTW what the hell were the dancing horses/motorcycles all about?! I'm giving it 2 stars because I don't know when I've ever laughed that hard ...

Where do I start??? Let's start with the story. Been there done that, but it's with bikes and there are not a lot of biker movies (compared to the amount of street-racing car-movies). Therefore, the movie makers had an opportunity. Did they use it? No way!!! The actors are terrible. My favorite terrible actor would be Ice Cube. This guy is grumpy in all his movies but it doesn't add up to his acting skills. Hilarious to watch. His brother in this movie (Fredro Starr) is really annoying. His dumb facial expression when he is knocked off his bike by the slipstream of fords biker gang in the beginning of the movies says it all. I hate this guy, and therefore it's a plus point his character gets killed off pretty soon through the movie. Monet Mazur: Beautiful actress, really!!! But she really can't act. "looks like you did b****" Hear this quote at the end of the movie and cry. Matt Schulze is good as the villain. He was cast perfectly for this movie. Next stop, the action. It was terrible. These sequences are so bad, you would be better off enjoying James Bond making mistakes during filming. A Hummer that makes a bad jump and spirals through the air. It would spiral-crash back on the road or where ever, right? WRONG!!! They could of saved a part of the Porsche if physics where not miss-used in this movie. I won't even go on about the impossible climax chase between henry and ford at the end. Batman couldn't of done that stunt even if he was on steroids. Overall, a pretty terrible movie. **** out of 10* ---> killing junior in this movie (too bad he didn't receive a razzy) * ---> Casting Matt Schulze * ---> Trying something different other then car movies * ---> Hearing Nickleback at the end of the movieMy advice? Watch Wild Hogs :)