Such a frustrating disappointment

Captivating movie !

Best movie ever!

A Major Disappointment

I watched this movie because the plot seemed like a good basis for a comedy. Unfortunately the plot was wasted with a mixture of foul language, schoolboy humour and poor slapstick being passed off as comedy. I once worked in my younger years in the catering business so am familiar with the way restaurants work, hence my liking the plot.The idea of an abusive ex-boxing boss threatening to punch and hurt staff while shouting obscenities and belittling them was not funny. Wait staff acting like retards in a (I assume) expensive restaurant was also not funny. Patrons physically and verbally abusing staff was also not funny. All the schoolboy humour and sexual references sprinkled with every swear word under the sun was not funny. I don't mind swearing but it simply wasn't funny in this movie.Overall this movie gave me a few chuckles but otherwise left me cold. The one part where the chap dining by himself and eating next to nothing gives the busboy Donnie the largest tip was a good moment but it was for sentimental reasons, not humour. Maybe with a different director and producer this movie may have faired better. I have not seen Supertroopers or Beerfest and am now reluctant to do so if this is the sort of garbage Broken Lizard portrays as comedy.

As indicated, this movie won't be for everyone; that said, few movies are, particularly in the realm of comedy.In any case, for those of us who enjoy Broken Lizard's other films, this movie is sure to impress. Indeed, it has all their hallmarks: amusing, witty, even absurd dialogue; hilarious ensemble scenes; wonderful character/cameo performances; and an incredibly funny blooper reel during the end credits.And, as others have indicated, Michael Clark Duncan's performance is classic -- just awesome. And to be sure, the two female leads are both great, as well (and quite easy on the eye, it must be said ;).At any rate, as the title of this review indicates, I have no doubt that some people will criticize this film; but for me, it's classic Broken Lizard, and I think that's a great thing! Peace.

Listen, if you've read this far through the reviews, you already know the plot, and the stars. I won't waste your time with that stuff, let's just get to the meat and potatoes. I'm a Broken Lizard fan, like many others. I bought copies of "Super Troopers" for friends because I loved it so much. I was let down initially by "Club Dread" but it did grow on me quite a bit after a few runs. "Beerfest" was enjoyable, largely because it seemed to simultaneously mark a return to a higher level of comedy, while also showcasing even more character diversity. Which brings us to "The Slammin' Salmon".I was concerned at first over the delays and why so little "buzz" about the film. I'd heard it was being shot, followed its progress loosely, and when it didn't make a big splash I worried that it would be a "dog". When I finally got to watch it, maybe my expectations were tempered. I didn't expect it to be their funniest work, and when I found myself bursting with laughter, I was delighted. Yes, Michael Clarke Duncan is tremendous. The BL guys are their standard comedic selves, and some fresh faces in the film make it impossible to turn away from. Ignore the reviews that belittle this film. If you enjoyed Super Troopers or Beerfest, you'll enjoy this film without question. If you hated those films, well, good luck in your humorless life.

The Slammin' SalmonHome to sperm whales, starfish, blowfish, crabs, underage prostitute eels and dildo-nosed dolphins, the ocean is certainly earth's most perverted ecosystem. Therefore, it's no surprise that the members of the Broken Lizard comedy troupe would base their latest R-rated comedy around marine life.When former-boxer turned seafood restaurateur Cleon Salmon (Michael Clarke Duncan) is indebted to the Asian mob, he orders his hapless staff to sell $10,000 worth of food by the night's end. To motivate them, an all-inclusive trip is offered to the winner, while a thrashing goes to the loser. Needles to say, the employees begin sabotaging each other's tables in order to secure the prize, resulting in zany antics.Sautéed in dirty jokes and sprinkled with guest stars, The Slammin' Salmon is a prosaic production saved only by Clarke Duncan's performance.And while seafood's considered brain food, if mercury levels are high enough it then becomes brain impairment food. (Yellow Light)