Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!

How sad is this?

Did you people see the same film I saw?

Better Late Then Never

Just once I'd like to walk out of a bar (starts blaring RATM Sleep Now in the Fire)!! OMG I love these movies. Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle is super dope! Way better than even the 1st 1. Way hotter too omg. Is it getting hot in here? Cameron as Natalie is silly hot. Isn't it kinda warm? Lucy as Alex is super hot. It's getting heated. I swear I'm sweating. Drew as Dylan is rocking hot. Ok it's seriously burning up in here. Did somebody just turn up the temperature? I'm literally on fire. I love everything about this movie. EVERYTHING! The music is super dope and the action is too. Full Throttle is my #1 favorite movie of all-time. Just ahead of Braveheart and Forrest Gump. I seriously love how awesomely super crazy sexy it is. Like nonstop. Drew and Cameron and Lucy are super cute together. OMG. I love it when the Angels smile or laugh or kid or be cute or be serious or check out a hot guy. Lucy Drew and Cameron are all glowy in Charlie's Angels like the Angels have a visible aura. It's setting my balls on fire. There are about 600 million crazy sexy moments I love from this movie so I couldn't possibly list them all here but here are just a few of my favorite hot moments - the zooming in Angel introductions in the Northern Mongolian mountain tavern at the very beginning with Natalie's mechanical bull ride (uh yyes) - Alex's gymnastic montage (Lucy in pigtails and a leotard yaay!) - Hammer Time with the 3 girls dancing clothed with a couch (super hot) - surfing at the beach with Madison Lee in black and Natalie Cook in white bikinis (cooool, really really cool) - Helen Zaas tongue wrestling Seamus O'Grady (ass-tonishing) - the Treasure Chest burlesque show (in the history of hotness has there ever been anything hotter, no, oh god) - the Angels cracking out of their angels sculpture nude and ready for action (shadowy and sweet) - Natalie going to the little boys room and dancing in her prom dress with Pete (yes! yes! yes! yes!) - Madison aiming her gun in her big ol' fur and itty bitty lingerie (holy smoking hot Demi Moore) - the Angels washing cars at the car wash post credits (me likey me want more please) - in complete secession. Drew Lucy and Cameron are beautiful by like far. They are all really super sweet. I love Lucy the most.

Why are there so many negative reviews about "Charlie's Angel's Full Throttle"? McG proves that you don't need logic when it comes to having a good time and a good laugh. Neither do the screenwriters John August, Cormac and Marianne Wibberley. Sure this trifecta of angels may not have wings on their backs, but they sure can defy the laws of gravity. Taken a few pages off of Ang Lee's "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon", Natalie Cook (Cameron Diaz) Dylan Sanders (Drew Barrymore) and Alex Munday do what they do best, dodge bullets, survive explosions and kick baddies in the booties, but more importantly, stay as a cohesive unit even through wedding bells that almost split them apart. Sure it may boarder under glorifying ladies as athletic, clever, voluptuous and dangerous and while we guys are looked down as dimwitted, aggressive and foolish, but "Charlie's Angels Full Throttle" takes us on an energetic ride with enough high-flying action that will surely make Issac Newton's theory null and void. No matter if the plot is thinner than Olive Oyl, the quest that the angels embark on is after two rings (beat that Tolkien) that is needed by the villains so they can gain access to computer information that leads to the people enjoy the government's bountiful ways in the witness protection program. The leading villain is Madison Lee (Demi Moore) a former angel now a dark angel who obsessively needs the rings because if you put the two juxtaposed to each other, it will open up the esoteric information needed so she can sell it the leading mafioso from Japan, Italy and Latin America. While our heroes as expected find the rings, completing their initiative is where the fun commences. The costumers make-up artists (Kimberly Greene and Charyl Beasley Blackwell) the angels go incognito throughout their whole mission even to point of looking stunning like they're painting the town red. The most fun is that former music-director McG ads more thrills than the previous installment in which the angels are on the hunt working for a man who never reveals his identity. Sure it repeats itself from the first part, but hey, who can ever be bored of the James Bond style opening scene as the threesome save a man from intimidating rouges sport six foot rapiers in the Mongolian mountains? And who could forget the dirt-bike scenes with a no-hold- barred stipulation as they zoom across faster than you can say "Ben- Hur". The goo into a cartoon world where they push and even go far as to outrageously shoot their guns while upside down. When it comes to chemistry, Liu, Barrymore and Diaz truly have it and the alliance that these three have are some of the best ever displayed in cinematic history. The best part is no one tries to usurp the other one even though Diaz can really dance seductively. Of course the buzz will be focused on Demi Moore, who's been off the screen for a while exhibiting her her sharp skills and a Renaissance figurine body proves she can be a formidable adversary to the angels. With all the energy needed, this big budgeted film is filled with big stars supporting them like Crispin Glover as The Thin Man, Bernie Mac as Det. Bosley, and the John Cleese as Alex's dad who think due to Matt LeBlanc's subliminal wording has suspicion that Alex is biting off more than an angel could chew.

This movie caught me at just the right time, I'd had a pretty intense day with 8 episodes of "The Walking Dead", when I caught it just starting on TV, and this ridiculous bit of fun was perfect to lighten the mood. Having not seen the first movie, I do not know how it compares, but I do know this was a lot of fun and Demi Moore steals the show.Plot in A Paragraph: Natalie Cameron Diaz) Dylan (Drew Barrymore) and Alex (Lucy Lui) are three gorgeous, tough-as-nails, investigative agents 'Charlie's Angels' who work for the Charles Townsend Detective Agency - are sent undercover to retrieve two missing titanium wedding rings. That contain information that reveals the new identities of every person in the Witness Protection Program. After several people in the program are found dead, only the Angels can save the day, using their expertise as masters of disguise, and martial arts.Some of the special effects don't hold up, and if you are looking for something realistic, or believable you are in the wrong place, but the world needs movies that are just a bit of silliness too.Diaz, Lui and Barrymore are all a lot of fun, and certainly give it their all, Justin Theroux is a good villain (even with a dodgy Irish accent) Cameos by Bruce Willis, Matt LeBlanc, Pink, John Cleese, Luke Wilson, Carrie Fisher, Crispib Glover add to the fun, yet Shia Lebouf is even more annoying that before (How is that possible??) I will add, I'll never be able to hear the "Pink Panther Theme" without visualising Cameron Diaz's ass in a thong.As for Demi Moore, she remains one of the most talented and beautiful women in movies, and her ladylike sexiness is in rare supply. Any movie becomes promising just by having her name in it's cast.

Stripper pole feminism. I guess this is an action/ comedy? Also at one point of time this movie was based on a TV show, but since then really took on a life of its own. Made for the sole purpose of collecting revenue. An estimated 120,000,000 goddamn dollars were put forward as an investment, done so under the hopes of doubling the money. Man, with that money I would...Anyways, no sweet dream whispered with pregnant breath into the ear of any poet to write this movie, nothing of the sort. This movie was written by a computer program named Tartaurus. You type in what products you want to promote-type in what themes and jokes you want to disseminate, and Tartaurus does the rest.