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hyped garbage

It's entirely possible that sending the audience out feeling lousy was intentional

Unshakable, witty and deeply felt, the film will be paying emotional dividends for a long, long time.

A lot of movies like this just should not be allowed. In this movie, you watch Fred as a delusional stalker trying to go after this girl he likes that he thinks is his girlfriend. OK, very unnecessary to make him as a stalker, which is what Nickalodean made him as in this movie. He's very delusional and makes assumptions on things that are the exact opposite. He also seems to whine and scream a lot like a child, even though he says that he's 15. The fantasies that he has are basically opposite of what is going on. This movie is suppose to be funny, but it very much isn't. This movie is basically an utter failure. I would not recommend it to anyone

If I could give this piece of crap a 0/10, I would. Heck, I'd go far enough to give it a -10/10, that meaning this film offers NOTHING ENTERTAINING WHATSOEVER.First off, you have the worst YouTuber of all time as the main character. This is a guy that jump-cuts after every high-pitched sentence he utters from his filthy little mouth, in a desperate attempt to make sure he doesn't lose the attention of the toddlers watching him, because in all honesty, that's likely the age group he appeals to in his web shorts.He is an all-out assault on your eyes and ears, and will not stop until you've either muted the video or destroyed your laptop. He's unfunny, immature, loud, aggravating, obnoxious, and above all, pathetic. And how he became the first YouTuber to gain a million subscribers is a clear sign that the internet is REALLY messed up.So having to put up with him for 80 solid minutes in his own film, which soon grew into an abysmal movie trilogy somehow, is outright TORTURE.Seriously, the acting is the worst I've ever heard in a movie, the script and screenplay are a complete disgrace, several scenes in this movie are either awkward, or are bound to make you feel unclean for witnessing them, and at least 95% of this film consists of nothing but filler, or scenes designed specifically to make the main character look like a complete moron, as that's apparently what the film crew confuse for comedy in this piece of sh*t.This film will mentally and physically harm you in every possible fashion. Stay as far away from this piece of trash as you possibly can... for your own good.Screw Lucas Cruikshank for coming up with Fred, screw modern Nickelodeon for letting this travesty premiere on their channel, and Screw! This! Movie!

FREDS OBSESSED WITH JUDY. THE VOICE IS BAD, CONSTANT SCREAMING!!! OTT ACTING!! BERTHA WAS COOOOL, WHY Didn't FRED LIKE HERRRR????? KEVINS A CREEP!! WHY IS JOHN CENA IN THIS?!?!?! THE WHOLE THING MAKES ME Embarrassed TO WATCH IT! I FEEL SORY FOR THE NEIGHBOURS TO HEAR THIS! I FEEL SORRY FOR THAT ACTOR WHO CAN DO THAT VOICE. PIXIE IS A BAD ACTOR. LIKE Everyone IN THIS MOVIE APART FROM JENNETTE SHE'S GOOD. AHHHHHHH. All this is my trying to explain this movie. When I was younger I enjoyed this garbage. HOW?!?!?! My mind can't comprehend this tragic thing. Half of it is Fred screaming or crying. It is better than KC's Saving Christmas and Zombie Nation but makes From Justin to Kelly and Foodfight look really good! This has to be a 0.5/10 the only good thing coming from this movie is the scenes with Bertha in, she's the best actor in this trash.

Clearly another example of how easily and quickly movie studios run out of ideas, it should come as no surprise that this movie is easily one of the worst this decade. Nothing here is funny, intentionally or otherwise.Honestly, I don't even know what to say to this. This movie is a colossal, boring failure of the imagination and a total misunderstanding of the purpose of humor. A 16 year old acting like a five year old on crack quite frankly wasn't funny to begin with and is never going to be. Was there any effort put into the script? Go read the quotes section, and the answer you will almost certainly come up with is no.Honestly, this was a painful experience that I could have avoided if I knew it had a whopping 0% on rotten tomatoes. But there was nothing else on TV that day that I was allowed to watch. I still get the sense that I would have been better off watching American Horror Story.In conclusion, there are absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever in this movie. But keep in mind that if you have it, this is not a movie that should be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.